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a cannibalistic farmer raises his eyes to heaven
I was in the barn the other day,
slaughtering children for veal, arms drenched in sticky glops of red, when the sun broke through a cotton cloud, lasering its broad, blinding warmth past the floating white's wild edges, through my new energy-efficient barn windows to dry the blood on my raised arms to a stiff, cracking paint. I tossed away the tiny, fat leg I was holding, kicked some moaning infants aside, and ran out into the golden fields to bask in the glory of God. (0) comments Top exciting video (0) comments watch out
Julian shat on Betty's head. So she took the brown lump and mashed it into Julian's right eye. This gave him an eye infection, so he had to go buy an eyepatch. The eyepatch he bought was Gucci, so it said Gucci in big letters where his eye used to peer.
One day, an old man walking by Julian tried to read the word on the young lad's eyepatch and accidentally fell into the gutter. By doing so, his face hit the concrete where some poop had been, and it got lodged in his eye. So he had to buy an eyepatch, too. But he bought a generic one because he blamed brand-name eyepatches for his unfortunate accident. Thankfully, our story ends happily because a hot old lady named Trudy thought eyepatches were hot and totally put out for the old man. She did anal and everything. She was also Betty's mum. Coincidence? I'll let you decide... (1) comments I'm a Sperm Donor, Baby
Donated sperm when I was young
It's only sperm, I had tons Needed some cash, and I was brash I loved the thought of all my sons Runnin' around in Thunder Bay Divin' into Kawartha Lake Seein’ all these places that I've never been Is that really a sin? I'm a sperm donor, baby Got some kiddies somewhere I've procreated lots, but I've got no heirs I'm a sperm donor, baby Won't you cut me some slack You better not be my daughter I am prone to heart attacks Now I'm older, and I want me a wife But I've stayed away from lyin' my whole life Why do these chicks prefer to date these dicks Cuz when I tell 'em the truth, it's just strife Datin' single mothers, but they don't understand Datin' minorities, now talk to the hand Gettin' so desperate, I might date a dude Goddamn, that's pretty rude When I see a young person And they got eyes like me Or maybe a nose as peculiar as mine Is that my kid? Oh, is that my kid?? I wonder if my boys will grow up To be sperm donors, too Yes, I'm a sperm donor, baby Got some kiddies somewhere I've procreated lots, but I've got no heirs I'm a sperm donor, baby And I got no regrets Your spermless brother Benny’s wife could be in my debt I’m a sperm donor, baby Did my jollies in a cup Did it with such care, never spilled a precious drop I’m a sperm donor, baby Won't you cut me some slack You better not be my daughter You better not be my daughter I really hope you’re not my daughter I am prone to heart attacks SPOKEN: You’re not one of them Artificial insemination-type folks, are you? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. All my kids are! And I bet they’re really nice. I bet they wouldn’t be prejudiced against a sperm donor. Oh gosh. (0) comments America's Next Top Model
Oh models, they have it so tough
On this show that I like They must be beauties, they must be stylish They must take pictures that the judges like I wish that they all could win Cuz every single one of them Has won my heart They are all so beautiful It makes my loins smart Ohhh, what a show! (Spoken:) ANTM... They get in fights with the other models They say some shit that just ain't right Sometimes they're fatties, sometimes they're lesbos Sometimes they're cripples, in one big fight I wish that they all could win Cuz every single one of you Has won my heart You are all so beautiful It makes my loins smart Ohhh, what a show! And once there was this racist girl I even liked her, too (Spoken:) Oh, ANTM... Oh models, they have it so tough On this show that I like (0) comments A Witch in Love
I am a witch in love
I like the wart on your nose I ask the powers above I ask the powers below Eye of newt Toe of frog May this potion Make you my love Dragon's blood Light of moon May this potion Make you mine soon Ah-ah Ah-ah Ha ha ha ha! You are such a beaut I add the eye of newt You are such a dear I add the kitten's ear Eye of newt... Ah-ah... I made up a potion It just gave me rashes I just want to kiss you Oh toadstools! Oh dashes! (Dashes!) Ah-ah... (0) comments Go to Church
I go to church
I go to church We sing about God there We sing about God It is the church It is the church Where I was baptized when I was a babe and When Satan he calls for me I will be ready I'll have the tools and support to say Flip off, Satan I know the peeps I know the peeps Who help at the bake sales Who help at the sales And Pastor Pete And Pastor Pete He helps us to have fun With really cool sermons and When Satan he calls for me I will be ready I'll have the tools and support to say Fudge off, Satan! Oooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Church is the bomb now Oooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Ah, ah Oooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Church is the bomb now Oooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Bop, biddly op, biddly op bop So go to church So go to church They'll clean out your soul there They'll douche out your soul and When Satan he calls for you You will be ready You'll have the tools and support to say Shoo, Satan!! (2) comments
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