Donated sperm when I was young
It's only sperm, I had tons
Needed some cash, and I was brash
I loved the thought of all my sons
Runnin' around in Thunder Bay
Divin' into Kawartha Lake
Seein’ all these places that I've never been
Is that really a sin?

I'm a sperm donor, baby
Got some kiddies somewhere
I've procreated lots, but I've got no heirs
I'm a sperm donor, baby
Won't you cut me some slack
You better not be my daughter
I am prone to heart attacks

Now I'm older, and I want me a wife
But I've stayed away from lyin' my whole life
Why do these chicks prefer to date these dicks
Cuz when I tell 'em the truth, it's just strife
Datin' single mothers, but they don't understand
Datin' minorities, now talk to the hand
Gettin' so desperate, I might date a dude
Goddamn, that's pretty rude

When I see a young person
And they got eyes like me
Or maybe a nose as peculiar as mine
Is that my kid?
Oh, is that my kid??

I wonder if my boys will grow up
To be sperm donors, too

Yes, I'm a sperm donor, baby
Got some kiddies somewhere
I've procreated lots, but I've got no heirs
I'm a sperm donor, baby
And I got no regrets
Your spermless brother Benny’s wife could be in my debt
I’m a sperm donor, baby
Did my jollies in a cup
Did it with such care, never spilled a precious drop
I’m a sperm donor, baby
Won't you cut me some slack
You better not be my daughter
You better not be my daughter
I really hope you’re not my daughter
I am prone to heart attacks

SPOKEN:
You’re not one of them
Artificial insemination-type folks, are you?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
All my kids are!
And I bet they’re really nice.
I bet they wouldn’t be prejudiced against a sperm donor.
Oh gosh.

( | ) 17:56 o arouser do pintainho2000