Oh models, they have it so tough
On this show that I like
They must be beauties, they must be stylish
They must take pictures that the judges like

I wish that they all could win

Cuz every single one of them
Has won my heart
They are all so beautiful
It makes my loins smart
Ohhh, what a show!
(Spoken:) ANTM...

They get in fights with the other models
They say some shit that just ain't right
Sometimes they're fatties, sometimes they're lesbos
Sometimes they're cripples, in one big fight

I wish that they all could win

Cuz every single one of you
Has won my heart
You are all so beautiful
It makes my loins smart
Ohhh, what a show!

And once there was this racist girl
I even liked her, too
(Spoken:) Oh, ANTM...

Oh models, they have it so tough
On this show that I like

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I am a witch in love
I like the wart on your nose
I ask the powers above
I ask the powers below

Eye of newt
Toe of frog
May this potion
Make you my love
Dragon's blood
Light of moon
May this potion
Make you mine soon

Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ha ha ha ha!

You are such a beaut
I add the eye of newt
You are such a dear
I add the kitten's ear

Eye of newt...

Ah-ah...

I made up a potion
It just gave me rashes
I just want to kiss you
Oh toadstools! Oh dashes! (Dashes!)

Ah-ah...

( | ) 16:57 o arouser do pintainho2000