I'm gonna take my tush off
Of the market
I'm gonna buy more practical underwear
I'm gonna take my tush off
Of the market
Cuz no one wants to buy it
Anywhere

There used to be a time
When my tush was valued
Suitors would come
From pert near everywhere
But ever since I sat in
That bucket of acid
All people ever do is stare

So I'm gonna...

Lumpy tush, a lumpy tush
Lumpy tush, a lumpy tush
Lumpy tush, a lumpy tush
Who will love my lumpy tush?

Now I have such trouble
Buying Levi's
The Wal-Mart's sizing
Ain't exactly fair
My tush is so misshapen
I go to a tailor
And pay through the nose
To clad my derriere

I'm gonna take my tush off
Of the market
I'm gonna buy more practical underwear
No more buttless chaps
Or leather G-strings
Cuz no one loves
My lonely derriere

Cuz no one loves
My lonely derriere!

( | ) 17:00 o arouser do pintainho2000