Not a Wiener

I wrote a letter to you
It said some things that weren't nice
Oh I compared you to poo
I really hope you don't mind

But when you called me that name
It really hurt me quite deep
Oh I admire you, you know
But take it back

Cuz you know I'm not a wiener
Wieners are so uncool
I used to beat up all the wieners
I'm not a wiener
I'm not a wiener
I'm pretty cool

There were days when I was awkward, yeah
But those days are long ago
Now I'm married and I have two kids
So don't make me beat you up

Cuz you know I'm not a wiener
Wieners are so uncool
I used to beat up all the wieners
I'm not a wiener
I'm not a wiener
Don't call me wiener
It makes me angry
I'll punch your face
I'll take your wallet
I'm very cool


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