The Non-Desperate Housewives

I'm the kind of girl who likes
to smell scented candles
I'm the kind of girl who likes
to clean the floor (with Lysol!)

I'm the kind of girl who likes
to buy a wicker basket
Household items are the things
that I adore... (that I adore!)

I also like to go next door
and visit Mary-Janey
She's got a quirky attitude
that I find neat (neat-o!)

She doesn't always shave her legs
but she is still a beauty
She's found a way to stay happy
that's so discreet... (that's so discreet!)

Percocet
Valium
Vicodan
Aspartame

Phar-maceu-ticals...

Cortizone
Anusol
Polydent
Heroin

Get me close to God!

Spoken word:

I SEE MOUNTAINS OF TOOTHPASTE AND CURTAINS OF FLOSS
I'M RIDING A PONY WITH A SLENDER NECK
AND I HAVE STREAMERS IN MY HAIR (praise!)
AND I FEEL GOOD.

Propecia
Ativan
Darvocet
Imovane

Phar-maceu-ticals

Acutane
Klonopin
Insulin
Crack cocaine

Get me close to God!

Get ME close to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!


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