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A new Dance

Put your left foot in
Take your left foot out
Put your left foot in
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Put your right foot in
Pause the tape at a scary part
Get up
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Put your left foot in
Take your left foot out
Put your left foot behind you
Draw marks on your body

Kick forward hard
Spit in a hat
Put your left foot forward
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Love a robot
Love a robot
Love a robot
Stop loving a robot now! (x3)

Enter your user name and password
Take your left foot out
Take your left foot off
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Offer cash to a doctor
Offer cash to a medical man
Offer wads of cash to a rainmaking medicine man
Stop loving a robot now! (x3)

Take your left foot out
Take your left foot in
Wave your left foot around
And throw it away, throw it all away

Do the Charleston
Take your left foot out
Take your left foot out
Order fast food take-out

Brush your teeth foot out
Brush your asshole with a toothbrush
Insert toothbrush into ass
Brush inside your ass (Repeat!) Ha ha, asshole!

Solve a century-old theorem
Solve a century-old theorem
Convert to a religion
Take your left foot out
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(Danced to the tune of "The Love Boat")


Comments:
I want to do this dance so bad! Teach me how.
 
We can dance it together (it's a partner dance, after all), in a Satan's Loins video!

No--rather, in a Satan's Loins remix video, seeing as the drama of Satan's Loins original videos is already well defined by the lyrics.

I have this idea to release an album of Satan's Loins remixes by up-and-coming electronic artists. A capella of course.

I talked to my label and they're interested. I can see one of these videos featuring this dance filmed in an office, among office workers.

In the meantime you should practise in your room.
 
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