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( | ) 09:59 `Slipskji2000

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( | ) 07:30 m.2000

hanky-hanky

( | ) 09:02 m.2000

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( | ) 09:55 m.2000

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( | ) 09:52 m.2000

1. Ne lui reparle plus. Elle est remoche.

( | ) 11:25 m.2000

Here's a Country & Western song I wrote

It's got a catchy tune - give me a call and I'll sing it for you

(1-976-1-CUNTRY...69� a minute)

I heard you've gone
And changed your name
And taken up
With another flame
This morning
That's fine

But when you see
The stars at night
Do you forget
About our fights
And dream

Oh do you still feel the way I do
Do you still feel the way I do

The way I do
So happy now that you and I are through
Hoping that the next one's not like you

Oh do you still feel the way I do
Do you still feel the way I do

Well when you crept
Away that morn
I guess you took
The reams of porn
We made
That's fine

But when you watch 'em with
Your new boyfriend
Do you pretend
It's his rear end
You see

Oh do you still feel the way I do
Do you still feel the way I do

The way I do
Always thought you smelled a bit like poo
Still pissed about the crabs you gave me, too

Oh do you still feel the way I do
Do you still feel the way I do

( | ) 12:36 o arouser do pintainho2000

Reparle � elle. Elle est remignonne.

( | ) 05:51 m.2000

It is tasting better, and better

( | ) 13:01 m.2000

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( | ) 13:01 m.2000

Women

"Are you coming?" he said.
"Oh, yes," she said.
"I don't mean that way," he said.
"What way do you mean then?" she said, continuing to rub her labia minor vigorously.
"I mean, are you coming in a physical way?" he said.
"Oh, definitely," she said.
"I don't mean that way," he said.
"What way do you mean, then," she said, continuing to manipulate her right nipple while simultaneously pressing the left one with the forearm she held across her body.
"I mean, are you coming in a motion way?" he said.
"Oh, without question," she said.
"But I don't mean that way," he said.
"Well, what way do you mean," she said, continuing to approach her lubricated finger suggestively near the edge of her clitoral hood before withdrawing to less sensitive portions of her vagina.
"I mean, are you coming in a change of position from one spatial location to another sort of way?" he said.
"Oh, yes!" she said.

"Do you mean to tell me," he said, "that an orgasm is equivalent to a movement from one spatial location to another?"
"My body's changing state", she said, "is causing its definition to move to that of another body. If my body is not the same, because it is another body, my body must therefore have moved to a different location."
"But your physical body remains in the same location," he said. "The change in your body is only temporal, just like any other body that does not have an orgasm but simply performs any quotidian activity."
"In this case, however," she said, "my body's change of state is a result of an inherent activity, whereas your body, having performed the act of washing its hands, for example, has only adopted the participle of an external activity."
"So you're saying," he said, "that an external act like washing my hands does not change an inherent state of my body, and therefore cannot be described as 'coming' in the way your orgasm can be?"
"Oh, yes," she said.
"But then," he said, "do not the acts of peeing, pooing or barfing constitute the same inherent changes of state that could be defined as a replacement of a body in a state to a body in another--in this case purged--state accepting the description of 'coming?'"
"Shit, piss, and barf," she said, "differ from cum in that they divide the body into component parts, of which some physically move, necessitating the need for a reference body that remains stationary, by elimination--no pun intended--categorising the body as the stationary object, therefore not 'coming'", while continuing to flatten her mons veneris against her pelvic bone and move the flesh in a circular motion. "The only act that strictly fulfils the definition of 'coming' as in movement from one spatial location to another is in fact orgasm."
"Sigh," he said. "In that case I guess I have to accept that whether I find that you have come or not, since you are coming, that you have actually come, is that right?"
"Oh, yes," she said, and indeed the philosophy and dirty talk has rendered her orgasm more sublime that it had ever been before, and her body shattered explosively from the impact, as if to prove her argument in fact, and--following a deserved repose--she gathered up her things ready to go.

( | ) 12:54 m.2000